End of the Road

Do not worry, I am not retiring this blog.  Instead, I have decided to stop doing GOTW.  After 139 posts, I have decided to hang it up.  You can still look at all the old ones if you want.  Just do not expect any new ones.

I have a few favorites I would like to remind you about:

-Lost girls:  This one was way too much work.

-Sid?

-Lindsey's Bikini Poll

-Helen of Troy:  I loved this one until I realized that it was only funny to me, since most people read this through facebook or something else, so the image after the jump is not nearly as hilarious.

-A terrible history lesson

-Religious

-My birthday girl

Obviously there have been tons, many of which have been friends of mine and whatnot.  These were just a couple that made me laugh.

Before anyone gets scared, there will still be pictures of attractive women on the site.  Now, what the hell should I post on Friday?  Anyone have a suggestion?

Beach Girls

These are some of the hot girls I have seen at the beach, who deserve to be my GOTW.


















Actually, these pictures were found through Google before I left, but I figured you would enjoy them.  My real GOTW is obviously Lindsey.

Aishwarya Rai GOTW

I typed in "most beautiful woman in the world" and this is the result I got:  Aishwarya Rai.  She has very sexy eyes.  I think you will all enjoy looking at her this week.

Girlfriend of the Week

I am feeling lazy this week, so your GOTW is Eliza Dushku, who is hot and that is the only reason I have.  Sorry...

ADWD GOTW

This week's GOTW is from a book, which almost always means I have finished reading said book and a review is coming soon.  That is right, I finished A Dance With Dragons and I decided to make Daenerys this week's girlfriend of the week. 

 




 

Throwback GOTW

I was feeling a wee bit nostalgic today and figured that there would be no better GOTW than 80s cartoon character Cheetara from Thundercats.  Does it make me some kind of weirdo that I thought she was hot when I was a small child?  Most likely, but you guys out there cannot lie and say you did not look at her a little differently as well...

GOTW and Speeding Tickets

Yesterday I was driving home from Altoona and happened to be going a little over the speed limit.  When I look in the mirror there was a Cresson Township cop behind me with his lights on.  I had been pulled over once before and given a warning.  I knew that this time I was absolutely screwed.

Needless to say, I was right.  Luckily the cop gave me a ticket for just failing to obey traffic signs and he was actually pretty cool about it.  He seemed genuinely concerned that I might forget to pay the fine and have an arrest warrant put out for me.  Not like this has ever happened before.  Okay, that is a lie, it happened once before. 

Funny story, I got a ticket for doing 32 in a 25 in Crafton.  I had every intention of paying the fine.  In fact, I wrote the check, put it in an envelope, and thought I mailed it.  One Sunday, I am sitting at my place and there is a knock on the door.  Do you know how many knocks I had at my door while living there?  Not many.  I opened up and there were two constables standing there, they said they had a warrant for my arrest.

I argued up and down that I paid the fine, and then I looked at my desk and saw the envelope.  I forgot to mail it!  This is where things got shady.  The constables said that if I gave them cash, then it would be cool.  I told them I could give them a check, but they wanted me to go to an ATM and get cash.  I said that I could not do that because I did not get paid until the next day.  They said if they checked with the magistrates office and it was not there by 4:00 p.m. on Monday, they would come take me to jail.

I went down to the magistrates office the next day and paid the fine.  I wonder if the constables were just trying to take my cash from me?  I guess I will never know.

Back to this ticket, I really wish the cop would have looked like the girl above.  I would be much happier about getting a ticket if Denise Milani was standing there.  Also, if you are already giving me a ticket, why does it take so damn long to sit there and write the bloody thing.  And, why the hell do cops always ask:  "do you know why I pulled you over?"  Yeah, I am well aware of it.  In fact, do not ask me why I was speeding.  I like to drive fast, I am in a hurry, whatever.  If I lied and said that I had to get home to poop, would you let me go?  Probably not.  I am sure that cops already know as they walk up to the car whether they are giving you a ticket or not.

Okay, sorry about that rant.  Here are more pictures of Denise Milani.

International GOTW

This week's GOTW is Nazanin Boniadi, who I noticed in the show Suits.  She has been in a few other things, but whatever, that is not important.  She is of Iranian descent, which makes a first for this site.  Woo-hoo to being diverse.

Weird GOTW

Tomorrow we are going to the Pirates/Red Sox game.  In my weird twisted way, I wanted to honor this by making Daisuke Matsuzaka's wife as my GOTW.  For some reason I thought she was really hot and had huge boobs.  I was wrong, she is a journalist in Japan and she is attractive, but not what I was thinking.  Instead, I found a picture of Yoko Matsugane.  I have no clue what she does and I am too lazy to check into it.  Instead I will put a bunch of pictures up of her.  Enjoy!

Blake Lively is a Hot GOTW

This week's GOTW is Blake Lively, hence the title of the post.  I have never really seen movies with her (minus The Town) or the stupid show she stars in, but I plan on going to see Green Lantern and she is in it and as usual, she is extremely hot.

WOT GOTW

Since I finished reading the fourth book in the Wheel of Time and starting the fifth book, I have realized that one of my favorite moments of this entire series has been Perrin and Faile's relationship.  Hell, would you people be shocked if I said that it brought a tear to my eyes when they got married?  So for this week's GOTW, I decided that Zarine "Faile" ni Bashere t'Aybara should be honored.

Girlfriend of the Week

This weekend is the premiere of X-Men:  First Class, which reminds me that Jennifer Lawrence is pretty damn hot.  She deserves to be GOTW.  Check her out.